Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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The most horrible feeling in the world.
You can vent anger, control lust, own up for guilt, but you just cannot undo what you've been regretting.
Regret is that full time shadow with no limitation of day, light, time, or person. Other than those who just choose to forget, of course, but you can't forget when it's screaming at you in the face every time you feel a smile or a laugh rumbling up your throat. Regret can make you wan to tear your hair out and slice your arteries into slivers of defunct tissue; it can give you self-esteem issues and take away concentration; it can ruin relationships and make you say 'FML' 24x7.
You can vent anger, control lust, own up for guilt, but you just cannot undo what you've been regretting.
Regret is that full time shadow with no limitation of day, light, time, or person. Other than those who just choose to forget, of course, but you can't forget when it's screaming at you in the face every time you feel a smile or a laugh rumbling up your throat. Regret can make you wan to tear your hair out and slice your arteries into slivers of defunct tissue; it can give you self-esteem issues and take away concentration; it can ruin relationships and make you say 'FML' 24x7.
I regret being born to such loving parents because I am not 0.0000001% worthy of it.
I regret being born at all. The world would have been a better place and all those poor starving babies in third world African countries could have consumed the food that's been wasted on me all my life.
Little homeless orphans around the globe could have had my loving parents, poor things.
The money spent on my education could have been utilized on the education of those children in developing nations who work as child labourers 18 hours a day.
I regret not being able to do anything about the fact that I was born in the first place.
I regret being born.
I regret being born at all. The world would have been a better place and all those poor starving babies in third world African countries could have consumed the food that's been wasted on me all my life.
Little homeless orphans around the globe could have had my loving parents, poor things.
The money spent on my education could have been utilized on the education of those children in developing nations who work as child labourers 18 hours a day.
I regret not being able to do anything about the fact that I was born in the first place.
I regret being born.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Get the Regret mug.Sex that one will regret later. Can be a result of sex under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or sex with someone who has an STD. Other situations can result in regret sex, though, as long as the fornicator in question regrets the sex they had after they do it.
No one has regret sex on purpose. There is no fetish for regret sex.
No one has regret sex on purpose. There is no fetish for regret sex.
Guy 1: Oh, look at Steve, he's going to the bedroom with Carla!
Guy 2: Carla is ugly, and has herpes!
Guy 1: Steve is about to have some SERIOUS regret sex!!
Guy 2: Carla is ugly, and has herpes!
Guy 1: Steve is about to have some SERIOUS regret sex!!
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Get the Revert mug.Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
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