Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.
by bob January 13, 2005
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1) "The Holocaust was media sensationalism. Assuming it even happened, it was exaggerated and is revisionist history.
2) "Alabama was National Champions of College in 1941, per the Houlgate Poll. And became revisionist history in 1983 thanks to UA SID Wayne Atcheson, who'd go on to be author a fantastic biography about Jay Barker." citation needed
2) "Alabama was National Champions of College in 1941, per the Houlgate Poll. And became revisionist history in 1983 thanks to UA SID Wayne Atcheson, who'd go on to be author a fantastic biography about Jay Barker." citation needed
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The result of mating an elephant with revision notes. The resulting offspring (although infertile) closely resembles a normal elephant with a number of key exceptions. The facial features are basic, resemble punctuation marks and ensue hilarity upon sight, often resulting in extreme cases of rofling, bordering on medically dangerous. Revisiphants also have the useful ability of splooging great sticky amounts of knowledge from their trunks that adhere to nearby humans, resulting in an 800% temporary increase in IQ.
The Revisiphant can often be identified by its distinct 'Rawr'. They should not be approached in the wild, due to the high risk of being lethally seduced by their tantalising eyebrow movements.
The Revisiphant can often be identified by its distinct 'Rawr'. They should not be approached in the wild, due to the high risk of being lethally seduced by their tantalising eyebrow movements.
Dude, last night a Revisiphant totally splooged all over me. I finished my thesis in 15 minutes and won a nobel prize for the groundbreaking work contained within it.
by El Flumpo II April 9, 2010
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by p00nslayer1 September 8, 2016
Get the revising mug.An intensified version of cock-blocking wherein a friend of the intended sexual receiver intercepts all advances and completely disrupts the game plan.
Yeah bro, I was totally going in for the touchdown; 3rd and goal. Threw the arm out wide and reached around for the bra- boom her friend comes over for the pick six. Took my girl to the bathroom to have a girl-chat. Time ran out and I went home with no overtime- Revis Island, man."
by BEST-HIKER-EVER November 4, 2011
Get the Revis Island mug.Dude! i did some revision and i upped my grades from E's to B's
Good for you! i have to do a report that dosent get graded for anything...
Good for you! i have to do a report that dosent get graded for anything...
by sergio juan sheet rodriguez November 15, 2010
Get the Revision mug.A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.
"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?
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