rectum rat

a rat which is smaller than its relatives of which resides in the crevice known as your ass. has the tendency to nibble on your sphincter muscle causing the person to uncontrollably shit their pants.

you should really call the pest controll about that rectum rat

by stephenconey121 October 20, 2010

rectum nazi

Destroyer of the ass

Yeah, she be calling me rectum naziafter I'm done hitting it from behind

by Yeahhh.sam December 6, 2016

rectum radio

A word used by Cr1tikal in his video "fart porn is art" meaning asshole or anus

"come on god damn it I'm ready, play me a song on that rectum radio",

by anonymous December 16, 2020

rectum-diddler

one who diddles rectums

charlie why are you such a rectum-diddler you rectum.

by OSDGETR February 19, 2010

Rectum rocker

One who rocks rectums someone who really gets in your butthole, who really packs your fudge, who really cums on your poophole.

Man, I was at the gay bar last night and I met this hotty named Jim. We really hit it off and then we went back to my place to have butt sex. Man talk about a rectum rocker, he packed my fudge in real nice.

by Cornikinz May 9, 2009

optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 8, 2004