dirty racoon

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans

"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"

by Super jo jo and friends June 7, 2016

Racoon Man

A person native to the Montgomery County Area outside of DC, but runs all over the place. He's some sort of marathon runner, and runs across county every day. Has this one long, nasty, wide, blonde dreadlock commin off his head about two feet. Is rumored to be mentally challenged and has been arrested for running in the nude. He also does not stop for cars, so watch out.

Did you see the Racoon Man today?
Yeah, that dread is gross.

by BeRaddyRad October 6, 2006

Raccoon Berries

Berries made from the secret organization of the Raccoon. All members of the Raccoon organization where black glasses to conceal their identity. There base of operations is unknown, all we do know is that the raccoons ship in the berries from somewhere in Brazil. If you are lucky enough to come across raccoon berries, and your a carrot salesmen, in exchange for their secret berry they will give you half a carrot for every raccoon berry you give them.

Why is that guy always wearing black glasses? I dont know maybe he's a Raccoon. He's always walking around with weird berries too that weird dont you think? He is definitely a Raccoon, those berries are Raccoon Berries.

by Marvin the Bear September 17, 2010

Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

by Damon K. April 16, 2020

Raccoon

A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart

Oh shit a Raccoon fucking run

by Raccoonlover May 29, 2019

raccoon

The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!

by Zach February 16, 2004

Raconteurs

A rock band consisting of members:
Jack White - Vocals, Guitars and Synthesisers
Brendan Benson - Vocals, Guitar and Keys
Jack Lawrence - Bass
Patrick Keeler - Drums and Percussion
Their ten-track debut album 'Broken Boy Soldiers' was released 15th May 2006.

This band is frequently called a "Superband" by radio DJs and indie magazines as every member is simultaneously part of another band or music project. Jack White is one half of the White Stripes, Jack Lawrence and Patrick Keeler are part of the Greenhornes, and Brendan Benson is a solo artist.

Fan 1: "Have you heard the Raconteurs new single?!"
Fan 2: "'Steady As She Goes'? Yeah! I love it!"

by Vicky Rose May 24, 2006