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national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!
by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020
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Ruinator

1. Someone who ruins the good mood of the moment

2. If given something dangerous someone will leave hurt.

3. A dog who will roam and never find his way hom

4. Steve Marino
"That kid Steve Marino is such a Ruinator."

"Yo megan is so nasty, she farted and it smelled like burning flesh....what a ruinator"
by Johnny Jehova February 5, 2005
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blue ruin

Gin, for its bluish color.
"... you're full of ragwater and bitters and blue ruin."
by seajay October 29, 2005
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ruin your shit

v. To thoroughly demolish someone in a spectacularly gruesome way. "Ruining one's shit" goes far beyond simple pwning.
1. That bastich mouthed off one too many times, so Lobo came and ruined his shit.

2. That 2000-lb bomb totally ruined that Iraqi's shit.
by Spongebutt Squishpants August 24, 2004
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Alphabet rating

Alphabet rating is a discreet way of rating people of the opposite sex.
In the Alphabet rating, an 'A' rating is the highest and this is 26 out of 26, with 'Z' being the worst (1 out of 26)

Mike: That chick was totally a 'D'

Steve: No way man, she had epic boobs,toattly a 'B'

Mike: True dat, Brah.



Steph: OMG Bryson is totally an 'A', he's perfect and apparently great in bed.

Denise: Yeah great in bed if your name is Jimmy, Bryson is extremly gay, hot, but gay, id only give him a 'K'

Steph: No way, I dont not what to believe anymore.
by Leco January 23, 2009
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Serial Holiday-Ruiner

someone who can be counted on to ruin a holiday, often caused by the inability to deal with stress and to deflect it onto others - be it family, or otherwise - leading everyone to be stressed out and annoyed with each other.
"Despite our plans to embark on our road-trip in 8 o'clock in the morning, we didn't manage to leave until 1pm, as my mother threw a fit and made us clean the entire house first. Everyone was in a foul mood thanks to my mother - the serial holiday-ruiner".
by IanR December 26, 2009
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I don't want to ruin our friendship

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.
by octopod July 11, 2004
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