Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.
*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
by anonman123 April 17, 2010
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HaloFan07: u r gay die in a fire n00b
sk8ter_boy1337: win. rule 14.
HaloFan07: u r gay die in a fire n00b
sk8ter_boy1337: win. rule 14.
by TheJamoke December 30, 2007
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River: Who told you that?
Amy: He did.
River: Rule one: the Doctor lies.
River: He said no one could save him. But he must have known I could.
The Doctor: Rule one: the Doctor lies.
River: Okay. I'm going to tell you what I probably shouldn't. The Doctor's last secret. Don't you want to know what he whispered in my ear?
Amy: He whispered his name.
River: Not his name, no.
Amy: Yeah it was. He said it was.
River: Rule one?
Amy: The Doctor lies.
River: Who told you that?
Amy: He did.
River: Rule one: the Doctor lies.
River: He said no one could save him. But he must have known I could.
The Doctor: Rule one: the Doctor lies.
River: Okay. I'm going to tell you what I probably shouldn't. The Doctor's last secret. Don't you want to know what he whispered in my ear?
Amy: He whispered his name.
River: Not his name, no.
Amy: Yeah it was. He said it was.
River: Rule one?
Amy: The Doctor lies.
by atalienay October 13, 2011
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There are no exceptions to this rule.
There are no exceptions to this rule.
P1: Puppies are cute.
Troll 1: puppies are not cute, they are gross and dirty.
P2: well you're dirty and gross T1.
P1: Um P2? Rule 83...
Troll 1: puppies are not cute, they are gross and dirty.
P2: well you're dirty and gross T1.
P1: Um P2? Rule 83...
by Korana February 4, 2009
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Most of River Song's "The Doctor lies" is about it being her own rule #1 for figuring out what's going on when things don't seem to make sense. If things seem incomplete or impossible, consider first if The Doctor lied about something.
Most of River Song's "The Doctor lies" is about it being her own rule #1 for figuring out what's going on when things don't seem to make sense. If things seem incomplete or impossible, consider first if The Doctor lied about something.
by 10DoctorWhoFangirl10 December 8, 2011
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"He forgot rule 62."
You're not as important as you think.
And learn to laugh at yourself.
"He forgot rule 62."
You're not as important as you think.
And learn to laugh at yourself.
by beldamebruno January 1, 2010
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