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responsehonk

An automobile honk delivered by the driver in response to another automobile's honk rather than in response to distress or danger.
The driver of the Audi honked as the BMW cut him off, so the driver of the BMW, already ahead of the Audi, responsehonked in retaliation.
by dwarbi April 25, 2008
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Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.
Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
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No-response Syndrome

The condition some people get when the person whom they are chatting to online does not respond for an extended period of time.

People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said.

It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before.

Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up.

This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia.
Typical case of No-response Syndrome
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right?
JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while?
/no response from JaneDoe/
*thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding.

JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen.

/no response from JaneDoe/
by OlegTheGreat March 27, 2009
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Steven Crowder Response

When a person presents themselves as wanting to learn a different perspective on a topic, but is only using that as a ruse for them to present their own perspective on a topic in a condescending & unhelpful manner.

comes from a tweet posted by Steven Crowder on his twitter account on February 18, 2018, featuring an image of him sitting as a kiosk just outside of the Texas Christian University which featured a sign that read "Male privilege is a myth. change my mind." this image quickly became famous as people started changing the topic to fit any situation they need. the image was immortalized as a meme.
Person A: So what good has capitalism ever done for any country?

Person B: a lot good example A example b example c

Person A: Ha, you're clearly an uneducated bigot those examples you cited where actually thanks to opposing ideology

Person B: ...Dude... Steven Crowder Response much?
by SergeantSoN'So April 12, 2021
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Quick Response Squadron (QRA/QRS)

The Quick Response Squadron are a UK Royal Air Force team which intercept and/or Stop Russian and other countries air force planes which may cause a threat to Britain or Nato. The QRS Have so far intercepted every threat Successfully , A Russian Air Force plane flys in every month at the same place and time to test our alerts , as you may or may not know we arent particularly friendl with the russian air force so we do take their Planes as a Threat.
ministry of defence Royal Air Force Threats Quick Response Squadron (QRA/QRS)
by JackDods January 9, 2011
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delayed response

When something bad happened you just stood there staring in space blankly and can't digest the news. Few hours after that the news hit you. It suddenly feels real and you just burst into tears like an insane maniac. It is like a pending reaction.
Doctor coming out of operation theatre.

"Im sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband didn't make it through surgery"

Mrs. Smith collapse and just sit on the chair for hours.

Later after that she bursted into tears and scream like mad. She just can't believe the news is real. That's a painful delayed response.
by Kimberlyclark September 13, 2013
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Repose

Sleep spell in Final Fantasy XI. The most awesomest spell ever.
Kyan casts Repose on Shikubokubo.
(Shikubokubo) Oh I see. You put me to sleep so you can have your way with me!
by TheBestestest January 5, 2008
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