barrel racing

The greatest sport that was ever created. Predominantly for female, because males are sissies.

"Being a cowgirl is kind of like being perfect, just harder."

by ultimate_cowgirl September 20, 2004

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

A video game released in 2003 by Stellar stone, famous for it's incredible quality and amazing physics. Reviewers like Gamespot thinks it's a horrible game, but they're just LOSER.

If you play Big Rigs, then YOU'RE WINNER.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is WINNER.

by R3troputz December 27, 2011

patricia raglin

Kapaun Mt Carmel in Wichita, Kansas was built around this ancient deity. Ms. Raglin exists out of time, and God turns to her for guidance and counsel. She holds the keys to Heaven and Hell, and Hell consists primarily of cheaters and gum-chewers. One cannot quantify the value of her class or the amount of extra credit given in a year's time. During the enlightening and philosophically enriching time that is AP English IV, a wooden rocking horse can be likened to masturbation. If you are chosen as one of her inner sanctum (Colloquially referred to as National Honor Society), one may reach a new level of enlightened consciousness. The psychologically "enriching" activity, also known as essay writing, increases the intellectual capacity of the human brain tenfold; furthermore, sentence patterns exponentially magnify this transformation of the mind (Sentence Pattern 1a). Finally, we come to perhaps the highest regarded activity of all: Book Chat. Book Chat is the discussion of extremely reputable novels (i.e. young adult novels) with the most astute of scholars at Kapaun Mt Carmel. To summarize, Raglin is perhaps the greatest professor to ever grace our insignificant planet, and her classes expand the power of the brain to the nth power.

In all honesty though, English class with Patricia Raglin consists primarily of total bullshit and lots of Sparknotes reading. The only thing you might learn is how fake it till you make it.

Patricia Raglin is the antithesis of a good English teacher, but her class is fucking hilarious.

by wegalize_leed November 9, 2017

ski racing

Ski racing is the most badass sport in the world. It is for people that like going like a hundred miles an hour. You make turns through gates going super fast. People who ski race get mad chicks. It's sweet.

"Dude that sport ski racing is super sweet"
"That one kid that ski races must get mad chicks"
"I wish I wasn't an uncordinated douche bag so I could ski race and get mad chicks"
"Yeah"

by PinkLlama June 2, 2007

Ragini

That random girl you met once and can't stop thinking about

"Did you see that girl outside?"
"Yeah, she's a real Ragini eh?!"

by Sweetcheex November 22, 2013

Raging Reichert

A split personality. Often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. But often it is a nocturnal animal. It only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. It can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. Raging Reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.

Dude, I got so hammered last night, I was such a Raging Reichert.

by cocopuffmeup June 26, 2010

Raging gravy tunnel

Short phrase used to describe the anus of a male who enjoys a few fingers up the chuffer

“I heard that Callum Coxhead kid took a few digits up the gusset and said it was pleasurable”
“Jesus?! Really? He must have a right raging gravy tunnel”

by BigNoncyBoi March 5, 2019