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marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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rusty brass quartet

Similar to the rusty trombone and rusty trumpet, this sexual maneuver is a collaborative effort. It requires four people: one man, two skinny women, and one fat one. The fat woman gives the man a rim job while giving him a handjob (the rusty trombone). The man gives one skinny woman a rim job while fingering her clitoris (the rusty trumpet). This woman does the same for the last woman (the second rusty trumpet). This last woman also gives a good rim job and fingering to the fat woman (the rusty tuba).
Man, the rusty brass quartet just seems like it would be awkward to perform. I'm not even sure that's a real thing.
by Hygn May 18, 2006
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quartarone

A state of being most closely resembled by an attitude exemplifying "Ballz to the Wallz"; also, an entity that is defined by redonkness
I'm gonna have three Soco Limes, finish a case race, and go "Quartarone" tonite
by Bone Marrow Harrow March 15, 2007
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string quartet

A good violinist, a bad violinist, a failed violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.

In other words: 2 violins, 1 viola, 1 cello.
Our string quartet met for rehearsal today, but all we did was argue about the tempo.
by Julia Anne December 1, 2005
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quarterpiece

noun.
A woman who has the "5 B's": Brains, Beauty, Body and a Big Booty. In contrast, a dime definitely has the beauty and body but not necessarily the Brains or the Big Booty.
Gabrielle Union and Jennifer Lopez would be examples of QuarterPieces.

Jessica Alba is close. (she needs a little more on the backside)
by D, Kinder June 21, 2005
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Quart

A powerful expulsion of air from the anus and vaginal canals in unison
by Major Dickie Head August 4, 2018
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duce and a quarter

The name of the Buick, Electra 225. This term was heard mostly in the 1970's and early 1980's.
My father owned a duce and a quarter.
by Dennis James Perry April 29, 2006
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