Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024

quiche

me and my friends r all pretty much quiche.

its basically like hot but like a step above hot.

"OMG HES SO QUICHE"

by quiche.com November 23, 2021

Quiche

A derogatory term referring to a Stormtrooper whom cums too promptly.

"That jigger just quiched all over my back!"
"My boyfriend always quiches when I touch his elbow."

by ArealQuiche July 4, 2015

Brunch Quiche

Coitus that takes place between the hours of 11 a.m and 1 p.m.

She came round to make me breakfast, next thing I knew she was giving me brunch quiche

by Stafford Street August 8, 2010

Hummachugga Quiche

A absolutely bungulicious meal containing assorted pubes, crumpled foreskin and deep-fried monkey nuts seasoned with a lip snot purée. It makes me cum.

“Can I get uhhhhhhhhh… Hummachugga Quiche.” Said Big Moe Barrett sensually

by The Disgusting Boy Sorrows May 23, 2023

quiche

it means hot but like a level above hot to like the point where you wanna have like sex with them

you're gonna have think think about what you're eating and your thigh gap or accept the fact that you'll never be quiche.

by henry.osm January 10, 2021

Quiche

Someone who is hotter than hot. One main rule to be quiche you have to have a three finger gap between your thighs a.k.a the 'box gap'. An example of someone super quiche is J'amie private school girl. God she is fucking quiche!

Maddie: J'amie you look so fucking quiche in that dress!
J'amie: Omg I know! Like, I look more quiche than usual.

by thuschipbucketh June 9, 2018