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pudgenius

A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.
Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!
by Torbert March 5, 2022
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Pudgelism

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.
The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.
by pornstitute April 10, 2023
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Vanessa Pudgens

What American actress Vanessa Hudgens would be called if she started gaining weight.
Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?

Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.
by Richard_Hungwell December 3, 2020
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Brother pudge

An obese animal of great girth
by soog June 26, 2023
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Pudgey Wudgey

Small round 15 year old who is very lazy. Tends to need poking with stick to be roused from slumber. Consumes astronomical amounts of food yet isn't the size of a walrus (hes the size of a sea lion. trust me theirs a difference). Not really fat but couldnt be labled anything else so he became the fat one. Highly intelligent just to lazy to put it to good use.
Foxx: Wanna go jump around for a bit?
Juden: Hell yea!
Spek: Bring it on!
Pudgey Wudgey: I'm hungry.
by ItsStupidIKnowInsideJoke April 15, 2005
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Pudge

A short and stumpy penis. Generally defined as being wider than it is long.
Dude, that guy's got a pudge! He must be gutted.
by son-of-a-pudge October 25, 2008
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pudge

the sickest mother fucker in the valley he loves boobs an pussy has fucked 25+women and 6 virgins weighs 250 lbs blond blue eyes 6 foot tall
Carl"whos driving that old granpa car"
Jdogg"thats that nigga pudge
by nipples4pudge March 9, 2009
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