scarf pubes

the visible fringe of a scarf worn beneath a coat such that the fringe sticks out below the bottom of the coat, often covering the wearer's crotch

At first I thought he had dyed his happy trail purple, but then I realised it was just his scarf pubes hanging below his jacket

by Brain In A Vat March 1, 2014

Pirate prunes

Shriveled old testes

Damn those are some nasty pirate prunes!

by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018

Lightning Pubes

When pubes stick out of your pubic area in the shape of lightning bolts in different directions.

I haven't shaved in so long I got lightning pubes.
Bro I bet Brandon has lightning pubes.

by The man Pan King April 13, 2020

Scientist Pubes

The short, golden pubic fuzz which appears at the first signs of pubity and looks like stereotypical scientist hair(but golden)

"Dude! have you hit puperty yet?"

"Yer man, i have about 12 scientist pubes!"

"Rock On!"

"Thanx, it means a lot."

"That's okay bro, i love you."

"I love you too x."

by Tooooooobz October 22, 2008

pubescent paramour

an under aged secret lover

It costs a fortune for a parent to secure their home to ensure that their teens are not sneaking their pubescent paramour into the house when no one is looking.

by MomOnTheEdge March 1, 2010

Pumpkin Pubes

A ranga, a redhead, a derogatory term for someone with red hair.

When you greet a friend or relative who has red hair "g'day Pumpkin Pubes!"

by FrillyNikkers October 26, 2010

banana pubes

the stringy bits on a banana

im not eating the banana pubes, get them off

by jimwade May 27, 2011