ho points

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points

Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.

by alinic73 April 20, 2010

50 points for Gryffindor!

Orgasmic exclamation uttered when fucking a guy who looks like the spitting image of The Boy Who Lived. Either you're role playing, or it just comes out involuntarily when he shoots his gunk inside you. Used by straight gals as well as gay guys who love the kink of bottoming for a Potter lookalike.

"Damn, I'm so close... ooo ahhh uhhhhHHHH!"
"Oh baby... 50 points for Gryffindor!"

by Bärli May 28, 2016

cod points

Only faggots buy these

Jason is such a faggot, he bought cod points last night!

by Crack Sandwich December 29, 2017

Fap Points

the amount of sexiness rating of an individual or an object, most usually on the internet

She used up all my fap points.

by Jamzy9 January 12, 2014

it prints money

A product or idea that earns and generates a seemingly endless amount of money; a money tree.

Have you heard about that new Nintendo console? It's selling so much that it prints money.

by Sludge669 December 11, 2019

Peppy Points

short for "PP". Peppy Points are a currency osu! players farm for.

"HD DT is worth 250 peppy points with 95% acc"

"hang on let me ask Tillerino"

by anonymous April 30, 2021

Game of Points

The "Game of Points" is a mentally disturbing and challenging game in which someone who has absolutely no boundaries is awarded points for doing dirty and unmentionable things. After acquiring so many points the challengee advances to the next level. There are 5 different ranks and limitless levels. You start off with nothing at 25 you become bronze after 50 points you're silver, gold 75 points, platimun 100 points, diamond 125, miner 150 points. Upon reaching 150 points youre bumped down to nothing and start over. you add 1 to each level as you gain points.

Blake: Man did you hear? Brandon just advanced to level 9 platinum.

Garrett: Holy crap you serious?

Blake: Yeah that guy is disturbing.

Garrett: No he's just a boss at the game of points.

by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master December 6, 2013