promageddon

When your prom experience goes horribly wrong.

Jane was hoping for a fun night at Prom but when John came up in jeans, it was a total promageddon!

by Japolina May 25, 2016

Protagonist seat

In animes, the main character often sits in the seat farthest back (or second farthest back) and closest to the window at school.

-Man, Kevin got the protagonist seat
-What do you mean by protagonist seat?
-You know, the seat farthest back and closest to the window that the main characters in animes always sit in!

by Trip the Holy Artist June 18, 2020

Western propaganda

A spread of lies or bs that a group or a person does that is on purpose to hurt another.

Im so sad she stopped becoming friends with me , she really gave into the western propaganda.

by Frankie cheated on you December 15, 2020

Profanity Faucet

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.

(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right

by Catalysis April 23, 2010

Profanity

When professionals show their fannies in public

It could also mean a cuss word

1. That profanity party is insane!

2. Don't use profanity in my house

by SimDevoSlipknot May 29, 2016

Profash

An Encyclopedia capable of human speech or puts random diseases in the middle of sentences to confuse the fuck out of who ever their talking to.

Abyss: Yo fash wanna go pk 44s or mb?
Profash: get a tber
Abyss: Jandd get on tbs retard
Jandd: Ok!
Profash: Mass world 91 mb, bring tradeoffs so we can Anaplasmosis the enemy in Bacterial vaginosis time.
Abyss: ???
Jandd: i tbed for alex6694 old wild kid...

by SwagSurfin March 21, 2010

Protagonist Syndrome

A mental attitude where a person is so infatuated with themselves and their goals that they become impatient and shut things out of their life or procrastinate on things they need to do rather than what they want to do. This kind of person indulges in self-care, and anything that doesn't concern their well-being and/or livelihood that causes them stress is irrelevant and trite.

If they're not focused on their goals, they're waiting for that moment for god to come along and " bless " them with an important goal.

If you relate to this, you probably have some other mental disorder and/or watch too much anime.

I told my followers on Twitter I'm taking a mental health break and one of them commented " ratio ". They don't even follow me and they hurled an insult at me anyway. I think they have a case of protagonist syndrome.

by Goku Gaming October 16, 2021