Privates

The penis or vagina of a person's body

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

Saving Private Ryan

Probably THE BEST war movie ever made. directed by none other than Stephen Spielberg himself and includes actors like Tom Hanks and Vin Diesel. The story revolves around a handful of soldiers who have just landed on Omaha beach and are sent to locate the last surviving member of the Ryan family ( a family of 4 brothers, 3 of them were killed at Omaha and the 4th one is the one they try to rescue). Along the way the team encounters various German patrols and outposts and the movie climaxes with a 1 hour city fight. this is the only movie which truly portrays war the way it really is. horryfing and brutal cinematography will keep you on the edge of your seat. definetely not for the squeamish. also includes a lot emoitional scenes. the movie fills the viewer with pity and remorse for the poor bastards who fought in world war 2. this movie definetely does not promote war and those people who say it does definitely have not seen it.

If you haven't seen "Saving Private Ryan" then get off your ass and rent it.

by Scur May 18, 2006

Private Bathroom

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.

Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.

by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

sucking privilege

This is the true definition for oral sex on a male. Some know it as a blow job when in fact there is no blowing...... Information gathered from both men and women agree it is in fact a "sucking" action... And unless it is being paid for it is not a job..... There for I believe it should rightly be called a sucking privilege.....

The 'ol lady gave me the best sucking privilege I've ever had last night.

by LemmeF1ndOut March 2, 2020

Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.

Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.

by Wealthy Hobo March 8, 2021

Private Donut

Proper Noun.  

The best character on the popular web series Red versus Blue. This character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego "00 Donut" or, "Agent D00nut". He can be seen flying around on a jet pack saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. He is also known as, but not limited to; Franklin Donut, Private Biscuit, Lieutenant McMuffin, Commander Pop N' Fresh (With Golden, Flakey crust!), Major Cinnamon Buns (Contains buttery goodness.), Corporal Croissandwich, and Admiral Buttercrust. All of the above (except Franklin) names are said by Donut's great freind Caboose. But one question still remains... Is Donut really a she?

The wise words of D00nut, "Thrill or be thrilled!"

by Maledin November 29, 2004

Snowflake Privilege

The advantage to using emotions to win in an argument instead of facts. Also not caring when presented with facts.

Johnny and Bill are discussing an issue. Johnny presents facts and logic why Bill is wrong. Bill says Johnny is wrong and ignorant because this issue has happened to Bill's friend. Bill is using his snowflake privilege.

by LogicLord June 5, 2020