Your average pretend nihilistic hypocritical 30 something year old punk rock guy, that surrounds himself with high school punk rock kids that help his life long quest of never growing as a person.
"Look.. A Preston-Punk coming out of McDonald's, very non-conformist.."
"Haha, you see that Preston-Punk trying to buy his groceries with his government supplied food stamps?? "
"Is that a Preston-Punk, or just a Wal-Mart patron? It's impossible to tell the difference."
"Haha, you see that Preston-Punk trying to buy his groceries with his government supplied food stamps?? "
"Is that a Preston-Punk, or just a Wal-Mart patron? It's impossible to tell the difference."
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a guy that has “pretty boy swag” (made popular by other swag rappers like Lil B, Soulja Boy…), and Flacko meaning the guy is skinny, because the word flaco means skinny in Spanish, used by Asap Rocky
by kuulkidd April 11, 2012
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Friend: I hate that shit
Police: So she just feel down the stairs
Me pretty much yay
Friend: I hate that shit
Police: So she just feel down the stairs
Me pretty much yay
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Get the Pretty vacant mug.A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!
Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!
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Teacher: What is wrong?
Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*
Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.
Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.
Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...
Student: True. He surprised me as well.
Teacher: What did he do?
Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.
Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*
Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.
Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.
Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...
Student: True. He surprised me as well.
Teacher: What did he do?
Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.
Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
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