by Cate the capi July 1, 2022
Get the Pretendivemug. 
Get the 《¤》Pretende《¤》pretUende《¤》pretendE《¤》mug. by dabossdud June 13, 2022
Get the First pretendermug. 
Who you calling a dipshit, retard? You can your fat cock need to represent my interests. I don't care what state you are from OR what party you are in. What is happening to me doesn't affect the people doing it TO me and it doesn't affect the people who want it to continue. And if you want it to stay that way do you need to make that piece of shit pay for my ideas.
Hym "Because I'm not pretending to have my ideas stolen. It isn't pretend. This is affecting my life and if doesn't affect other people's it's going to."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Pretendmug. by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the friend pretendmug. A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018
Get the Pretendicitismug.