Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi

A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025

Pretend

Who you calling a dipshit, retard? You can your fat cock need to represent my interests. I don't care what state you are from OR what party you are in. What is happening to me doesn't affect the people doing it TO me and it doesn't affect the people who want it to continue. And if you want it to stay that way do you need to make that piece of shit pay for my ideas.

Hym "Because I'm not pretending to have my ideas stolen. It isn't pretend. This is affecting my life and if doesn't affect other people's it's going to."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

pretend

FAKING THAT IT IS REAL

MAN YOU PRETEND YOU LIKE HER

by ms.coco March 11, 2021

First pretender

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.

You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.

by dabossdud June 13, 2022

friend pretend

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

by Miss Ted August 30, 2021

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her

Sharpton is a pretend bitch.

by QHarley March 7, 2016