Get the 《¤》Pretende《¤》pretUende《¤》pretendE《¤》 mug.Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
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by rcalley July 8, 2014
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Get the Pretending I don't mug.Hey, Cody, I bet you won't say anything about how he's mentally retarded. If he had a small dick you would say something or at the very least insinuate that because he has a small dick he's inadequate. I've watch other YouTubers do it so I'm sure it's allowed.
Hym "But I've never seen a YouTuber insinuate that there is anything wrong with a mental retard. Isn't that weird? Because there clearly is something wrong with them. They're retarded. It's like we all have to pretend that there is nothing wrong with retards... But we don't even have to pretend a little bit that a small dick doesn't dictate entirely how people are going to interact with you. I think that's weird. I think that's why you have to yell 'fire' if you're being raped. It's shit like this adding up someone's decision to just walk away. And it's the same thing with the mentally ill! We all have to pretend that Chris Williamson isn't a mentally ill piece of shit or that his mental illness doesn't make him inferior to anyone who isn't a mentally ill piece of shit... But... You just don't have to extend the same courtesy to a small dick. That's weird. I think it's weird. What to you think, Cody? What to you think about how you're allowed to denigrate small dicks but not retards when retards are clearly worse and deserve life less and everyone is coerced into providing for them? I don't know Cody bo-body... I can't think of an answer."
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Get the friend pretend mug.Hym "They want to keep pretending. They keep pretending that when a kid in Wausau murders his own parents... That MY THING wouldn't have stopped it from happening. They are going to HIDE whether or not it was the result of the weaponized schizophrenia because they don't want to have to give up on the idea of CONTROLLING OTHER PEOPLE'S MINDS in a way that THEY KNOW does not work. It doesn't matter how many people they have to sweep under the rug, as long as they can keep pretending that their minds are not inferior. This is and always has been about PROVING ME WRONG, regardless of whether or not I actually AM wrong, and then covering up evidence that I am right so that the public doesn't turn on them and take THEIR shit away. AS THEY SHOULD. These people are mentally retarded garbage and the deserve LESS THAN NOTHING. It isn't about protecting kids or morality or anything that I did. It is about NOT HAVING TO LIVE BENEATH ME... IN SPITE OF THE FACT that it is WHERE THEY BELONG."
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