precunt

A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.

common precunt #1 "I love her (to death), but ...(e.g. she dresses like a skank)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."

by ann13 June 1, 2006

hot glue pre-cum

Seen when a small glob of hot glue that comes out when the hot glue gun has become hot enough. Often not expected and leaves a mess on the counter.

Damn it, I was trying to fix my camera today and the hot glue pre-cum got all over the table.

by luckytyger December 30, 2009

precumdensation

When adolescent precum evaporates then condenses onto the sock hop gymnasium wall.

Precumdensation beslicked the walls so high was the teen sexual tension

by Bobahotep August 9, 2015

precumbrus

precumbrous- When you flip to normal after smoking too much pot from totally high.

we got a pound of weed, do you want to be precumbrus.

by imgonnakickyourassim July 3, 2017

Precumdiment

The runny, watery substance that first escapes the condiment bottle before the actual condiment because you didn’t shake the bottle enough.

Gross! I got precumdiment from the mustard bottle all over my hamburger.

by Bfunkadelia December 10, 2020

precurrent

Something that was current or modern, but in an earlier time

Schliemann discovered six royal tombs belonging to the Mycenaeans. The discovery added a vast amount to the precurrent knowledge of the culture.

by Hugh Men April 30, 2011

Precimomephobia

The fear of Precious Moments.

When I was a child, I had a nightmare that my Precious Moments attacked me, resulting in Precimomephobia.

by matty_bo_batty March 19, 2013