Present Nazi

The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.

Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......

by Moustache U Aquestion November 30, 2016

pretendabilty

For moments when you want to make fuckashima...erm....Hiroshima look like child's play, A.K.A the measurement of how fucking pretentious one can be at any given moment.

Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)

Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.

"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."

by abort-worthy May 27, 2017

Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.

Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.

by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010

Hush Present

A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.

Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!

by Hushqueen July 31, 2012

past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.

That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?

by lankylegs November 13, 2013

False Pretenda

A person that likes to talk nonsense and pull shenanigans by pretending.

Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob

Holy shit...that guy Pooni is such a fuckin' false pretenda!

by Somal007 April 30, 2014

Future Present

A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.

The future present exists and will come to pass.

by twohander June 4, 2017