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thoughts and prayers

"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!
by badword666 October 25, 2020
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Friendship prayer

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.
by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004
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Thoughts and prayers

A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.
I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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Thoughts and prayers

Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.
Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.
by anonymous October 9, 2020
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praykerchief

The blood of Jesus prayer hankerchief.
If you send Rev. Kerney Thomas your money we will send you the blood of Jesus praykerchief.
by mitch4133 April 10, 2009
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prayer noob

A term used by pkers in the online game runescape when the person they are fighting puts on a protect prayer.
PKer A: Omg you prayer noob rofl
PKer B: riiiggghhhtttt....
by Gulable monk April 14, 2005
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Prageru

A worthless YouTube channel that is useless. Famous for deleting your comments. I called them out for misspelling Hasan Piker's name as Hassan and it was removed lol.
Can you believe how trashy PragerU is mate?
by Systemreset October 8, 2021
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