Pottermore

An extension of the great Harry Potter fandom. A website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.

Fan 1: Is Pottermore open yet?
Fan 2: no.
Fan 1's eye twitches.

by crowie June 11, 2012

Albus Severus Potter

The son of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley. He has one brother, James Potter (named after his late grandfather), and one sister, Lily Potter(named after her late grandmother). He is named after two late headmasters of the wizarding school, Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore, and Severus Snape, both of whom held close relationships with his father, Harry Potter. Last we heard, he was entering his 1st year of Hogwarts, and very worried that he might be placed in the Slytherin house instead of the preferred Gryfindor.

Man, i wish J.K. Rowling told us more about Albus Severus Potter before ending the series.

by Harry_PotterFan69 February 22, 2009

Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.

Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.

by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010

suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 25, 2015

James potter

The best person to ever exists and is better than Snape in every possible way.

James Potter is better than Snape

by Bianvq July 24, 2021

Post-Potter Depression

The feeling one gets after completing the final book of the Harry Potter series, knowing that there is no more to the story and you have nothing left to look forward to anymore.

Man, I finished the Deathly Hallows and just sat around for days staring at it, wishing there was more...I think I've got Post-Potter Depression.

by Major Matt August 18, 2007

harry potter vs twilight

the act of pissing off harry potter fans by saying twilight is better than harry potter and giving illegible or very stupid reasons.(for trolling purposes)

troll:lmao harry potter is so stupid its about a stupid asshole.twilight is so much better.
harry potter fan:and how exactly is it better than the best selling and my personal favorite book.
troll:it has vampires and sparkles.need i say more.
harry potter fan:are you retarded
(harry potter vs twilight)

by semi456 November 27, 2010