missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

by Jake March 23, 2004

greg lu position

when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass

Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!

by dastiglovaa September 22, 2011

WWF Champions Sex Position

when your in the 69 position and while a girl is sucking your dick you pick her up from the bed and piledrive her to the ground.

i fucking gave that bitch the WWF Champion Sex Position last night. She had no fucking clue what hit her.

by Hideki Matsui May 10, 2005

short position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor owns financial instruments (shares, bonds, financial derivatives, etc.) that will make the most money IF some other thing declines in value.

Therefore, one always has to take a short position on something in particular. A short position on gold means the investor expects gold to decline in value in the near future, and has bought various things to make money if it does.

Some ways to take a short position on X include:

(1) buying a put option on X

(2) writing a call option on X

(3) borrowing X and selling it (shorting a stock)

#3 is the classical way to take a short position. It was dangerous because a skillful trader could squeeze the shorts using a corner.

BILL: I guess you took a bath when the stock market tanked, huh?

ANA: Nope. I took a short position on all of the nine largest banks. Did rather well, thank you very much.

BIL: Sweet!

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

urban dictionary sex position

A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary

“We should try out the charmander “

“Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”

by TotallyNotASoviet February 22, 2020

yokalite position

On your hands and knees, ready to take it from behind.

She got down in the yokalite position.

by MEGADIRK May 13, 2005

lazy position

Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.

When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006