posh and becks

couple famed for suing websites who post comments about them

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

posh twat

A person of snob like nature with a narrow minded approach to everthing other than material stuff, some body hu is a posh twat is often dislicked and bitched about heavily due to their superior attitude to people they consider lower than them, they are often found in eastern areas of cheashire UK and are most concentrated in areas such as alderly edge and wilmslow. Posh Twats are in many cases the children of people who have worked hard for their money and thus havnt worked a day in their life, but some how have a BMW/auto-motive form of transport of higher value than my 1.2 corsa which i share with my gran!

Posh Twats are a minority, many americans and other members of unfree slave populations beleive (because of their stupidness) that all English people are posh twats, this in fact is itself taking a posh twat attitude and they shoud all roll over and die!!!

that howard guy is such a posh twat, if he sez any thing about my 56k internet connection agen im gona rip out his eyes and skull fuk him

by mrseano May 23, 2005

posh wank

to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank

i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself

by stick October 23, 2003

posh yob

A schoolchild, generally male, who attends a private school and wreaks havoc around the hang out of their choice, eg Hampstead or Highgate.

"Posh yobs urinated in that lady's flowerpot, did you hear?"

by Salome January 13, 2006

posh spice

A spice that is so expensive only the upper class can afford it.

Saffron is a posh spice

by steve stevington August 3, 2006

posh spotter

Someone who is quick to call other people "posh cunts" and make fun of them for it, even if the accused in question is not particularly posh, and the accuser is not actually that poor.

The accuser, in 99% of cases, will think that they are hard and ghetto, and will make as much noise as possible in an exaggerated accent to try and prove it. However, their behaviour suddenly ceases and they become very sheepish when in the prescence of genuinely "ghetto" poor people.

Posh spotters can be either boys or girls.

Person 1 : "Ha ha, listen to you, ya posh cunt"
Person 2 : "...huh"
Person 3 : "Man, stop being such a fucking posh spotter. Everyone already thinks you're a prick"

by OiOiBoy July 2, 2006

posh sex

Sex between two upper class people that consists of a lot money throwing and "oohs","ahhs" and "lardi dahs"

Kate's pregnant again. Must've been all that posh sex

by MrCheeseKnees May 29, 2016