percussionist

A more technical name for 'the person who plays percussion'. Stereotypically male, but the females shud never b underestimated. Percussion instruments include (but are not limited to) Glockenspiel, Marimba, Xylophone, timbalis, kettle drums, timpanis, crashed cymbals, tambourine, bongos, congas, granite blocks, drum kit. Although some people think that guitars and keyboards are percussion, they are NOT. Keyboards, guitars, and bass are part of the rhythm section of a band, but not part of the percussion section. Drum kit is counted as a percussion instrument. The percussionist(s) is/are usually the coolest section in the band.

Flortist: Hey look at that percussionist, he's very rhythmic isn't he?
Pianist: You just think he's fit/
Male Flortist: Oh yeth darling, he's truly marvellous
Pianist: He is good though. What would we do without him?
Percussionist: Well if I left, there's always the hot female percussionist who could take my place

Note: Female percussionists although rarer than male, are always hot. And when I say always, I pretty much mean, always.

by Perc_uss January 15, 2006

porcupine pricker

A sexual posistion in which a man fucks a girls ass while ripping the girls pussy hairs out stringing the hairs through his teeth while growling. Difficulty: HARD

"I am such a good porcupine pricker I made her bare last night"

by William Taylor December 1, 2006

Porcupine Effect

The Porcupine Effect
The Porcupine Effect is defined as the behavior that is modeled when a person within a relationship or system anticipates the need for self defense due to frequent reoccurrence of the experience of psychological pain/rejection in that system or relationship. This presents itself in a overly (more than usual) cautious approach where people’s natural initiative and leadership is restricted. Behavior is adapted to be more protective than usual.

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The Porcupine Effect is when a person's behavior is adapted to be more protective than usual for example in the work place: confirm verbal discussions through a written email summary, or refrain from taking decision on their own but instead put their ideas in writing as a proposal, or only act on their decision once it has been approved by the group. This leads to a psychological energy drain to build defense instead of using your inherent creative and leadership potential. An extreme example of this behavior in highschool is where the behavior turns into avoidance of the person causing the psychological pain such as when two friends hide in the hallway or washroom from a third person who inflicts the pain.

by Mindmathics - Therese November 26, 2010

Porcupine Hand Job

When grasping for an object (such as wood or fiber glass) and receiving a hand full of splinters.

Dude, I was grabbing for a pallet at work and I got a Porcupine Hand Job.

by Dangod392 November 19, 2010

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom March 3, 2011

Porcupeth

A vastly intelligent person who respects the work of prog bands "Opeth" and "Porcupine Tree" in equal measure

Prog Fan: "Hey can I buy a copy of Fear of a Blank Planet and Blackwater Park please?"

CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"

by badgerslayer November 15, 2011

porcuito

Dead spicy hot pig

That porcuito pizza tastes yummy in my tummy!

by whoader March 27, 2013