a gathering of porch monkeys around a party tray of chick fil a nuggets. This event often includes some or all of the following as well: alcohol, drugs, music, farm animals, fires, and Russian order brides. It can act as a pregame, after party, or the main event. By invitation only as there are usually only so many nuggets to go around.
by stonecrest Cindy Lou Who December 16, 2010
Some who is a lazy fuck
by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006
A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.
by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017
by MUKUM January 06, 2009
Very religous member of the jigaboo race who follows the teachings of Islam. Can be seen every morning waking up from their 40 water hang over to face west and worship the nearest Cadillac dealership.
by munchkinhatro December 21, 2006
When you don't feel justified paying 7.99 for a beer at a local bar, when you can buy the 6 pack and have 6 friends over for the same price, drinking beers on the front porch.
I wanted to go out, but my budget was tight so i called my pals and invited them over for porch Beers. First round is on me!
by Dev4522 July 31, 2009
A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters
-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
by Dago Power September 09, 2010