smoked peppermint blumpkin

The art of receiving fellatio from someone who is smoking while you are seated on the toilet performing a bowel movement and brushing your teeth.

To save time before going out, a smoked peppermint blumpkin is the perfect way to multi task.

by joey crizz March 28, 2009

Ghost Pepper

A ghost pepper is 100 times hotter than the habanero. Basically it feels like rimming the devil after he eats mexican. Shitting one out feels like hot lava with chunks of razors flying 300 mph out of your asshole. Indians put these on fences to control wild elephants. Also known as Satan Testicals, Hell Peppers, and Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Dumbass: I'm going to eat this bright ass pepper!

Satan: Would you mind licking my nuts when you're done back there?

Dumbass: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS!?!?

Satan: (Laughs) Ghost Pepper. My greatest invention, up there with the incest and murder.

by juicebear February 15, 2014

Sam Pepper Effect

Trying to put out drama by starting more drama. Usually caused by people desperate to gain the upper hand in an argument.

Josh: Jim just called Nathan a hypocrite for pointing out that he's unoriginal and creatively bankrupt without actually arguing the point, opting to personally attack Nathan.

Jacob: Sounds like the Sam Pepper effect.

by What do you dream about? September 19, 2016

Poppenin

A word derived from the combination of "Poppin" & "Happenin".

"Yo Tone, What's poppenin?" or "Damn son, That party last night was poppenin"

by Mr. 2 Fly 4 Gravity October 18, 2009

Getting your jerry popped

Being touched inappropriately by an old man. This especially applies if you are a young boy being touched by a weird uncle. Jerry Sandusky reference.

JJ says getting your jerry popped by old man willie is not a good idea. I disagree.

by APantzMember November 24, 2011

pepper my cookie

when a mate screws your wife or girlfriend,
he peppers your cookie

How dare that prick pepper my cookie!

by Petad May 10, 2009

PEPPERMINT MAD

That new level of mad at someone when instead of using the shift key to type in caps, you press the caps lock key, and shit is about to get real.

Can also be used in hashtag form #PEPPERMINTMAD

"Woah morgan is yelling at me in caps, she be PEPPERMINT MAD"

by mojjo May 19, 2014