Poopdick

1. After having anal sex having ones dick covered in poop

2. A male who has anal sex with more than 10 people

3. A person (usually male) who 'shits' on everything

(for #1) "Dude I was fuckin Ashley in the ass and when I pulled my dick was covered in shit"

(for #2) "Dude Kyle just fucked another bitch in the ass that puts him at 11"

(for #3) "Dude nick daniels is such a poopdick, whenever were somewhere, he just makes everything so much worse, he just shits on everything"

by lcn2009 May 3, 2009

Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.

Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."

by Hexus525 December 30, 2007

poopdicker

A fag who's always putting his dick in other people's shit.

George W. is a big giant poopdicker.

by Guy who's not a poopdicker September 24, 2005

poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...

I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!

by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013

Poopdickle

When you are having anal sex and your dick is covered in poop. Thus, giving it the name Poop-Dick-le

Last night i got a Poopdickle from Rachael.

by funny_stuff January 9, 2020

poopdick

extremely stupid, not worthy of speaking.

Wow, listen to Jon talk he is such a poopdick!

by rumproast September 26, 2004

poopdick

a poopdick is what a guy gets after assfucking without a rubber( shit and asshair stuffed in the end of his cock)

"dude, i got a total poopdick last night"
"i boned this passed out v-card in the ass ,and got a poopdick"
"ur mom gave me a poopdick"

by santa kloz March 10, 2008