Pontooning

The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat

#LING&BONES

Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud

by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024

Pontoon Donga

A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.

Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.

by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021