pooni

a funky word for vajayjay

oh no, my pooni smells funky!

by funkypoonigirl June 5, 2021

Poonis

When you dip your penis into poop, now you must call it your poonis.

Dude i dipped my penis into poop last night, now I have a poonis.

by Caelan Mac January 6, 2020

Poonis

Your large intestine because its like a penis that poos

You say penis and no one bats an eye, but you say poonis and everyone loses there mind

by The Kwaninator January 2, 2021

Poony Face

Like queer,fag, doosh,etc.

Whats up poony face

by Selinier October 3, 2009

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021

Poonis

When u pull out after anal, and you got shit on your dick, and you can’t see skin.

Dude, me and this girl had anal last night and I pulled out with a mega Poonis.

by Schlongosaurus March 2, 2020

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025