Poonis

Your large intestine because its like a penis that poos

You say penis and no one bats an eye, but you say poonis and everyone loses there mind

by The Kwaninator January 2, 2021

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POONIS

POONIS POONIS

I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS

by ElL3T September 16, 2024

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Poonie

poonie

by poooooonie June 9, 2022

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Poonis

When u pull out after anal, and you got shit on your dick, and you can’t see skin.

Dude, me and this girl had anal last night and I pulled out with a mega Poonis.

by Schlongosaurus March 2, 2020

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Poonis

Pussy + penis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy

by Man with aid May 13, 2020

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Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

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