Poonis

When you take a poo with a boner

"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"

by Len_69 November 30, 2019

Poonis

Your large intestine because its like a penis that poos

You say penis and no one bats an eye, but you say poonis and everyone loses there mind

by The Kwaninator January 2, 2021

Poonis

How retards pronounce penis.

Joe: dude my poonis has been killing me lately.
Sean: wtf is a poonis.
Joe: Poonis is a different way to say penis.

by gotar4 March 23, 2021

poonie pouch

the collection of fat on the mons pubis.

It wasn't so much fupa...it was more like a poonie pouch.

by irishinch March 26, 2011

Poonis

When you dip your penis into poop, now you must call it your poonis.

Dude i dipped my penis into poop last night, now I have a poonis.

by Caelan Mac January 6, 2020

Poonis

like a penis but poops

Person1 :hey man look at him he's got a poonis
Person2 :YOOOO

by sexibatka April 17, 2020

Poonis

Pussy + penis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy

by Man with aid May 13, 2020