POONIS

POONIS POONIS

I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS

by ElL3T September 16, 2024

Poonis

When you take a poo with a boner

"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"

by Len_69 November 30, 2019

pooni

a funky word for vajayjay

oh no, my pooni smells funky!

by funkypoonigirl June 5, 2021

Poonis

Pussy + penis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy

by Man with aid May 13, 2020

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

Poonis

like a penis but poops

Person1 :hey man look at him he's got a poonis
Person2 :YOOOO

by sexibatka April 17, 2020

Poonis

The slang word given to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body

This is the dogs penis and this is his poonis.

by Poonisinator February 13, 2023