Pooted

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.

Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.

by Clay McHenry December 3, 2009

Pooned

Getting beaten at something very badly

I got pooned by him in that race

by Bonez666 October 19, 2008

pooned

being owned by a noob

"AW DUDE THAT KID JUST POONED U"
"he was using a noob combo"

by i make words September 3, 2007

Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.

Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!

by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008

too pooped to pop

a slogan of the 1980s cartoon characters The Popples, who are also represented in stuffed animal form where they fold into their own pocket in the shape of spheres. When they are too pooped to pop, they are too tired to come out of their spheres.

I ran a marathon today, and now I am too pooped to pop!

by angelafoodcake May 19, 2009

Promedy

The fun filled night when high school students blow off steam near graduation

When high school students gather in large numbers once a year there will be Promedy

by The Sweig December 2, 2018

Pom-Pommed

Stuck by PomPom during the climax of a 16 drum solo. Usually results in death it it occurs in the walk-in closet of a step-mom. First noted in Teen Girl Squad issue #8.

"The Ugly-one died when she was Pom-Pommed during that kickin solo."

by Scarlett February 2, 2005