Poomp

Poomp is used in the movie Home as a way to say something/someone is a fart, turd or a number 3. Seeing as this is a definition for boov word used in a childrens movie. I figured it only made sense to think it meant a non dirty thing. Rather than the British slang meaning air released from ones anus.

"My name is oh and caption smek is the greatest and anyone who does not think that is a poomp1."

by BurningMama69 November 14, 2016

Poombasnort

A form of wave used following a successful interview for a job. These crafty waves are more than often not welcome as they ruin your chances of actually getting the job.

A poombasnort is an involuntary spasm that releases tension built up before and during the interview. It is often aimed towards the interviewer scaring them from ever hiring you for that job as they fear you may have something mentally wrong. A poombasnort can also affects ones speech (see example)

This is also a word that can be used after a particularly rubbish day.

"Hey, how was the interview"
"Not great, i did a poombasnort"
"Aw that's too bad!"

"So i'll look forward to hearing from you" = "MPF MFHS"

"Well that was a poombasnort of a day!"

by Gary D! February 21, 2007

poomit

The act of vomiting

1. To eject part or all of the contents of the bowels through the anus, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.

2. To be discharged forcefully and abundantly; spew or gush.

"Man after a long night of drinking and the late night chile-bean burrito the next morning I had to poomit like no other."

by dWP August 24, 2004

poomplex

Poomplex Means Pussyhole

Boy = I Wil Stick Up For U
gyal = Nah Allow DAht Ur A Poomplex

by lildollar August 24, 2008

Poomper

A female who performs an extreme act of flatulence whether by voluntary or involuntary action.

After a night of Mexican food Carmen became the biggest Poomper I know.

by mike66gill January 15, 2009

Poomba

A morbidly obese female. She would be reminiscent of the character in "The Lion King", by the same name. The word may also apply to men, but mostly females. In dating sites they may consider themselves to be a BBW.

Oh man, I woke up this morning next to a poomba. I really should stop drinking so much.

Hey man, look at the moo-moo that poomba is wearing.

by charolastra1977 March 9, 2010

poomlette

A type of omlette created using ones' anus. Raw egg (and possibly other ingredients e.g. onion) is injected into the anus and then squirted out into a frying pan, probably along with some shit. It is then cooked and eaten if one is that way inclined.

Can be used to describe something that smells really bad:

E.g. "Damn, that smells like a fucking poomlette"

Or as a threat to someone you don't like:

E.g. "I'm gonna make you eat my poomlette you fuck!"

by El Pornino November 11, 2007