Clowns Pocket

A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.

The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.

by Toosh April 9, 2008

Prison Pocket

The place on one's person (anus) where you would smuggle items in and out of prison...

my baby's mama was able to sneak me 4 packs of smokes and a connect 4 game pass the gaurds by using her ample sized prison pocket

by jmgiggity September 21, 2011

slow poke

a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.

"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"

by Pufferzzz December 6, 2007

Pocket watching

As used by migos and other trap stars pocket watching is when somebody else is worried about your funds

them: "peep her red bottoms, I wonder how much she make".
Me:"why you pocket watching?"

by WhoDatBe🔌 July 19, 2017

pocket sock

A single sock kept in your pocket for emergencies.

Dog ate your sock? Pocket sock!
Can't find an oven mitt? Pocket sock!
Too many M&M's to carry in one hand? Pocket sock!
Forget Gus's birthday gift? Pocket sock!

by Tater tot hotdish February 20, 2017

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.

"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017

Pocket Full of Stinkies

(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.

"Hey girl, I got a pocket full of stinkies--you wanna go for a ride?"

by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010