a Fish Stick Poncho is something used used to keep a penis from getting diseased or impregnating a smelly or fishy vagina. Another term used for such things could be a condom.
by Jamesbanks89 January 13, 2014
by poncho villas rock October 28, 2003
That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!
Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug
Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug
Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
by GoodOneFucker May 25, 2014
greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
by mouse podi fpk October 23, 2008
Girls pooping and peeing on top of guys during intercourse while extremely intoxicated. (while wearing ponchos).
by Poncho whore March 14, 2014
The Savage Poncho Commander is an upgraded version of the Poncho Commander. They are your go to people who need to get shit done, except now they don't care about the feelings of others. They enjoy dunking on people, or flying elbows from the top rope. A Savage Poncho Commander is someone you call in when all hope is lost, and you need victory regardless of any damage done.
We are in a tight spot right now, I hope we can get this done in time. Don't worry, I know a savage poncho commander. Hell hath no fury like a Savage Poncho Commander on a mission.
by The guy 1337 January 22, 2019
by strudel77 August 09, 2008