Bro Pollock

When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.

Dude, last night I smashed Sheila from accounting, gave her a bro pollock afterward.

by Daba Fett February 13, 2019

Pollocks

The euphemism of the word bollocks

He’s talking a load of pollocks!

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it

"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023

The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

Pollock

Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)

Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.

The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud

by antonym82 October 17, 2017