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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
by Alio February 9, 2010
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Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary.
Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May
by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018
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plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
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jackson pollack

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.
Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.
by Musclepants July 11, 2006
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Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary
You silly pillock, why did you do that for?
by John van Rooy May 1, 2002
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Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis
Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...
by princess.peach December 30, 2009
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pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.
by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008
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