The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
by Alio February 9, 2010
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Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May
by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018
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by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
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Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.
by Musclepants July 11, 2006
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You silly pillock, why did you do that for?
by John van Rooy May 1, 2002
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Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
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by princess.peach December 30, 2009
Get the Infantile Pillock mug.A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008
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