Politician

1. Someone who sucks.

2. A professioanl liar.

3. A retard who gets votes.

4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.

5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.

The liar could be called a Politician , if you were so kind.

by Inanimate January 5, 2008

polititian

1. A person who tries to please everybody when speaking, and tries to steal everithing when acting.
2. A pathological liar.
3. When in electoral campaign: a prostitute.

Polititian A: It was a good movie. Wasn't it?
Polititian B: Yes it was.

by Count Dooko July 21, 2008

politicians of the world

condoners of pedophilia,slavery,and group sex

the opressors

see liberals

by they are Babylo-Egypto-Greco-Roman-Catholic-PAGAN perverts and practioners of witchcraft June 28, 2004

politician

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican

that republican is a politician

by joebob February 14, 2003

Politician

Someone who couldn't get a real job, so instead settled for lying their way through life.

You know it's true. Politicians suck.

by Zora12322 November 3, 2010

politician

a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.

That politician really thinks his shit doesn't stink and deserves a pay raise!

by justiceright March 17, 2010

politicing

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned

"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"

by Brianne1979 July 26, 2008