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politician by Clinker November 4, 2007
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Blue Shell Politician
Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.
Blue Shell Politician by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010
politicing
Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned
"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
politicing by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006
Politician
A sociopathic person who feigns interest in the problems of others for personal gain. A liar, cheat and/or Thief that tries to pass him/herself off as an honest person to take advantage of naive victims.
"Matt is such a politician. He just complemented Julie's hair after telling everyone she's a fat whore!"
Politician by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
Politicianizing
A term coined by Elpresador himself, "politicianizing" is going all over the country and being a politician.
Politicianizing by BEAST NATION May 2, 2011
The Politician's "You"
A practice commonly exercised by politicians, dictators, corporate establishments, salesmen and your parents, where one deliberately substitutes words such as "me", "I" or "oneself" for "you" in order to appear selfless and public-spirited.
Common Politician: "This is what public (you) wants."
Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".
Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".
The Politician's "You" by Geoleg Csapolov July 26, 2011