Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.

Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.

by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022

meta-poet

A creator who treats reality as a poem to be played, not written; one who composes existence through perception and participation.

A meta-poet is not merely a writer, but a player of realities — one who treats existence like a poem in progress.

To be a meta-poet is to treat existence as a canvas and language as the act of painting it.

by Ace M. October 30, 2025

Poet’s perfect wife

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky

Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp

by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022

Poete

A butt eater, someone who smells like butt

That guy over there is such a Poete.

by Grizzly Graph March 28, 2024

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone

Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.

by SunnySuki June 3, 2024

Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.

The Tortured Poets Department is for me because I like to read.

by cloudstrawberry February 5, 2024

Gay Poet

A gay poet is one who is very silly, feels attraction to people of the same gender, and enjoys poetry.

Gay Poets are very awesome sauce individuals.

Person 1: “You know that guy?”

Person 2: “The one who likes men, poetry, and is very silly?”

Person 1: “Yeah, he’s definitely a gay poet.”

by Jötun February 20, 2024