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Potato

A non-furry dog
My potato is great
by ArchieSouppppp January 25, 2021
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Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.
"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"
by muffinpotato June 3, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass
Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato

In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.
Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"
by Zombie Assassin July 6, 2022
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato

Are you round?
Are you Brown?
Then you are a potato ...
by Lololkayla May 15, 2018
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Potato

Yummy thingy that can be buttered and turned into all stuff
Guy 1: I eat potato
Guy 2: OMG dies of jealousy
by 1000Bucks November 24, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato

by BarryAllenIsNotAGoldfish August 3, 2020
mugGet the potatomug.

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