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Pogo Wedding

The act of two idiots on the gaming site www.pogo.com proclaiming their love for one another. Changing your profiles relationship status to married to *insert pogo players sn*.

Normally this lasts 2-3 weeks...or until you create another sn to have multiple pogo spouses.
Marco and I fell in love so we had a pogo wedding.
by Bealicious22 June 29, 2009
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Italian pogo

When someone breaks into a stranger's house and puts their ass on the stranger's face. The ass is moved up and down gently like a Pogo stick.
"Last night I broke into David's house and gave him the Italian pogo." "Wow, he was so lucky."
by ImInYourMomsBedroom February 10, 2015
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pogo the clown

It is based on pogo.
by Soimshadow March 1, 2019
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poverty pogo

A little girl who really hates cheese. So much to the point where if you were to offer it to her, she will punch you and run away
God, my wife is such a poverty pogo.
by Choagie December 12, 2018
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pogo-jackhammer

When a dude lifts the legs of another dude whose laying on he back bending his ass straight up. He holds the dudes legs while fucking him in the ass. Thus priducing a pogo- jackhammer effect.
Willie was passed out on the bed. When Jason noticed that Willie was naked and laying on his back he imeduatley scrambeled on to the bed, lifted Willie' s legs and Pogo-Jackhammered him like a construction worker at a job site. Shit was gushing out like he struck oil.
by Club September 13, 2016
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Pogo Pouncer

A female that jumps at every chance she gets to ride enthusiastically on the erect male genitalia, whenever the opportunity should present itself.
Dude, last night I was with this total pogo pouncer. She wouldn't even wait till I was out of the shower before she jumped on for a ride! She hopped it five times last night! I was worn out for sure.
by cahsau nohvua September 13, 2011
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pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.
Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
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