hand plucked king

Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat man that has a lot of confidence, knows Ka-ra-tay and has side burns.

Elvis was the hand plucked king because God said that he was the one out of the millions and millions of people.

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

Plunkett

when you take a morning shit and the toilet water hits your asshole.

that plunkett this morning really woke me up

by flowerchild17 October 30, 2014

Plucked the Banjo

Term for female masturbation

Had to work late and my woman was in the mood, so she plucked the banjo until I could get home and bring my instrument to the band!

by katmandoobie June 21, 2015

Plunker

Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.

Jimmy dropped a huge Plunker.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

karma punked

extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you

My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.

by Cassandra silenced October 10, 2009

you just got punked

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH U JUST GOT PUNKED LOLLOLOL

you just got punked

by bakafrog June 17, 2022

plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 19, 2008