pubertize

v. to engage in the long-term act of puberty, to undergo puberty

OR

v. to engage in the act of masturbation

1) Poor little Shaniqua . . she has yet to pubertize because she still stuffs her bra with styrofoam and muffins.

2) Go pubertize yourself!

by chivvy April 27, 2006

Internet Plumber

A person who searches through multiple websites in search of finding pirated content, such as music "leaks" hence the name Internet Plumber. This person will do whatever it takes to not have to pay for digital content.

"Hey did you download that new Weezy album on iTunes yet?"
"Nah I got the leak on Media Fire bro."
"Damn, your such an Internet Plumber"

by DJEZBAKE April 18, 2015

joe the plumber

the surprise star of the 3rd and final presidential debate of 2008.

"hey, joe, you're rich! congratulations!"

-john mccain, speaking to joe the plumber.

by lilyjane October 15, 2008

Pluper

Pronounced " Ploo-per "

someone that likes to put plum sauce in various holes.

Eric- " YO! i heard lucy was a pluper.... "
Claire- " ohhh f*ckk....hide all the plum sauce... "

by LOLWUT120810 May 5, 2011

Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

by borky June 1, 2015

plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.

She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!

by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018