Penal Pliers

You guys are idiots, you spelled PENILE incorreclty. Penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive institutions. And thats just fucking stupid.

The education system has failed you, log off life.

(penal pliers)

by ChiefChiefChief May 30, 2006

pikey

pikey is an impolite and possibly racially offensive term for a member of the irish travelling community. the term originated in west london around the uxbridge,hayes and west drayton area. it references the urban legend that travellers ate pike that they poached from the river, little britain lake etc. we now know this is untrue as they just steal anything they want and don't have the patience to fish.

oh shit,the pikeys are in town again

by lozdubya November 7, 2011

Pluke

aye, aye, frank zappa.

It's ALSO
a SCOTTISH word
that means SPOT
zit, acne, white-head

so give it a chance before you down thumb it,

have a wee think:
"am I from Scotland?"

2 Scottish folk:
"Woke up this mornin' wae a massive pluke oan ma forehead, look! Man, 's like another heid. Look at it, it follows ye round the room d'nt it?"..."That's pure boggin man. Go wash yer face ya manky pr!ck."

by loobah February 19, 2010

pike pussy

A pike pussy is a wimpy-type individual who fly fishes for northern pike under a strick code of ethics covering proper etiquette, drinking, emotional behavior, personal hygiene and style of living. The evolution of a pike pussy began in the early 21 century with the goal of attaining a status eqivalent to Scotland’s renowned St. Andrews Golf Club.

It is suggested that when a Pike Pussy falls down he momentarily reduce his alcoholic intake. If a pike pussy gets injured, for example, imbeds a hook in his finger he should remain calm, fetch bolt-cutters, remove hook, and apply Vagisil. The remainder of the day the patient may be called a Dumbass Pussy. If you accidentally or intentionally hook your fishing partner, remove hook before next cast. If it is a simple clothing-hook, this is considered a no-harm-no-foul infraction, but if you hook him in the ass then a heartfelt apology should be given.

by Sir Roger Ayers November 10, 2007

Clark Pike

(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.

Stop acting like that you're acting like Clark Pike

by WildFrito October 31, 2015

Pikesville

Don't lie to yourself, you wish you were from Pikesville. Whether you live in 21208 or 21209, everyone knows your name and your history. Getting a car on your 16th birthday is a birthright, much like your bar/bat mitzvah. Yes, that's right: if you live in Pikesville, and you aren't Jewish, then you want to be. And while the Mothers are playing Mah Jong and attending Stock Club meetings, and the Fathers are busy running their law firms, accounting firms, banks, and medical practices, the kids are at play, driving in their brand new cars to the bars, a house party, or the next Pikesville High School Lacrosse game. That's right, Pikesville kids are athletic (Don't let the stature fool you). And yet, when it comes time to graduate, Pikesville kids can't wait to leave to find new people because in high school, the Towson, Owings Mills, and Reisterstown kids were not good enough for the Pikesville kids to hang out with.

Don't hate Pikesville kids because our fathers sign your fathers' paychecks.

by MJM April 24, 2005

Plies Head

used to describe a person with a huge forehead like plies the rappers(if he takes hes hat off you see his for head is really big,there is no space between the hat and head)
a 5 head
a fathead
can be said nonverbally by takin ur hand and placing the back over ur forehead whilst spreading ur fingers

Red:look at that nigga ova there yoda, niggas got a plies head!
yoda:shows the symbol

by $K-Rich$ December 12, 2007