Player

A cheating guy. Characteristics?
1. great at making girls fall for him; also at breaking hearts.
2. Moves from girl to girl
3. is never 100% faithful.
4. once a player always a player
5. talks to other girls while saying hes 'in love' with you and tells them the same thing
6. never know when to stop and cant realize whta they have
7. Usually attractive but dont let the pretty face fool you, hes ugly inside.
8. he will NEVER learn don't listen to him when he tries to get you back in his 'collection'
9. No matter how he looks at you orwhat he says or anything else says, you aren't any different from the dozens or other girls hes talked to.
10. he probably will not ackowledge you in person but will make up anexcuse for it later through text

If love isn't a game why are there so many Players (s)?

by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011

Call of Duty player

Call of Duty players can be divided into 3 groups:

1: The people that don't ruin the community, unlike group 2 and 3.

2: The people that rant about 360 noscopes and bullshit, and hate it when other players get a lucky kill on them

3: The 7 year olds that act all "dude shut the fuck up I have a bitch blowin me right now asshat fuck you you fucking fucked up fucking piece of fuck fuck fuck nigger fuck."

Group 3 usually relates with group 2. Groups 2 and 3, and rarely group 1, discriminate other games because they don't have superb graphics.

The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 1.

This group varies.

The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 2.

Graphics > Gameplay, 360 noscopes make you cool (when they just make you a goddamn queer UNLESS you don't have an orgasm after pulling one off) and if anyone kills you they are a hacker.

The mind of a Call of duty player, group 3.

Tell people that you are seventeen and not seven. Nope, people WON'T think you're Justin Bieber and they will believe that you have a girlfriend. That's right, you fucking fuck fuck fucked up fucking fucked piece of fucking fuck.

Though I don't play the game itself, I enjoy watching people pull off trick shots, and I do infact find it funny when they have "orgasms", BUT I hate it when they go about knocking on people's doors that they spun in the air and hit someone.

by CloudChaser6 August 22, 2012

players

N. Plural form of the word player. See also playa.
1. A group of people, usually guys, who "play" or manipulate others to ultimately get what they want, like sex or money, by using charm, game, and a often, a lot of lies. Usually, they act cool, cocky and think they're "all that" -- God's gift to the earth. However, underneath the game of all players, you will find an insecure person who depends on his player image to build his ego and make himself and others think he's the shit. Players need to feel worshipped. Male players usually call their women some term that reduces them to sex objects, like baby doll.

Watch out for those players who are on those dating websites. They pose like they're the shit and that anyone would be lucky to date them. They're not all that, those damn players! Let's play those players, girlfriends!

by sweetgirl29 February 19, 2008

wannabe player

A guy who wants to be a player but sucks at playing girls. He usually tries way too hard often to no success to attract the ladies and is a total pussball. He uses cheesy-ass pickup lines and tries to sweet talk girls into wanting to get with him with phrases that sound like he copped them out of a bad 90's pop song.
Also usually a complete, total idiot.

P.S. A real player makes it seem effortless, and is only corny when necessary.

This pathetic fool (Over text messages):
"Trust me baby, ull get alot of pleasure outa me, ull never want me to go home"
"Pleasure, but baby u dont have to worry, how can i say this... Umm u call the shots, il be here to care, love, and anything u want, as long as u want it, if u want something u got it, if u dont i dont go no farther, U have my promise"
"I wont let u down beautiful. I care for hearts, i dont break'em, and im true to my word, im not like other guys, i dont think women are just things to hump, i respect women and have no problem doin so."

Me: Goodnight, good luck with high school. (I just graduated, this idiot's a Junior)

Him: "Hahaha thanks baby, so are u really into me?"
"Cuz baby, im really diggin u"
"Goodnight babygirl"
"XOXOXO"
"Goodmorning hun"
*I ignore him*
"Hey baby"
"I really like u kr1574... I really do, and i wana treat u right, and if i have to wait i will. I wana see u, but i do have to work, lets make a date, sunday, just u and me, and il treat u. I wana show u im ur type of guy."

Me: "Frankly i dont think we should. Your not my type of guy."

Him: "Wat u mean?"
"..."

Me: "Your not strong enough to handle a girl like me"

Him: "Yes i am! I can prove it! Just give me the chance"
"Just trust me, i can handle u, trust me"

Me: "Well i have seen you w that other bitch so you should be fine"

Him: "Shes not my type, and she lies too much. Please just give me the chance, id surprise u"

Me: "I will think about it"

Him: "Im full of surprises, i wont let u down baby,"

Me: "Thats what im talkin about. I dont like the sweet talking. Its not a game to me. And you said that to me the other night so your not very surprising."

Him: "Its not a game to me. I want u, i want ur body, i wana get with u."
"So lets rock it baby, lemme blow ur mind"
"Hey"

Aka THIS WILL DISGUST A WOMAN AND SCARE HER AWAY AND MAKE HER HATE YOU.
Especially if she tells you to stop saying cheesy-ass shit to her and you continue to do so with Nsync lyrics! WTF!

I wanted to bitch this wannabe player out, but if I opened my mouth, the meanest things ever would have poured out because I have so much to bitch at him about!
Guys: Keep it to a minimum, for real!

by kr1574 July 1, 2009

Adequate Player Combo

In Halo 2 or 3, the dual wielding of a plasma rifle and an SMG. The name derives from the Noob Combo, which in the Plasma pistol and SMG, but it is not nearly as cheap. Thus you went from being a "Noob" to an "Adequate Player." This was much more true for Halo 2, where the name was originated, but it still is true and carried over to Halo 3.

Adequate Player: "Oh man, I just buttraped those 2 guys with my Adequate Player Combo."

Nublet: "L0L, 1 jus7 pwn3d 7h47 goay w17 me zup3r m4n cl0mb1fa710n!"

by Patriotic Kitty July 14, 2009

Single player Russian roulette

One person has a gun and shoots oneself

1:Wanna play some •single player Russian roulette• .
2:Sorry mom says I can’t play without my uncle from Alabama.

by ismelltheindoorsnow January 15, 2020

HOI4 Player

A fucking femboy Germany player who think Kaiserredux is the best thing ever made and doesn't even know what a meta is

HOI4 Player: "Hey, um... UwU, um, I'm a, uh HOI4 player, and, uh, I, uh, and then, like, yeah, grrrr rawr x3"

Normal Person: "Get the fuck out of your parents house and make a living"

by IHaveNoBitches February 14, 2023