Piper

Piper is a funny, sweet, outgoing girl. She can be very shy at first but will very soon ease and open up as you get to know her. She is the life of the party 🎉. You should never leave her out. She can turn very emotional very quickly. She is a true friend to keep, she will always have your back no matter what. Shes a great girlfriend and can get freaky🥵. She tends to be very selfless of herself giving so much attention to her friends. She makes many people fall for her but has a very goofy side. Her common acts of kindness really attract others. She’s usually not the top of the popular ranks but is still up there. She’s very self conscious and what she wears based off what others say. She wants to be loved by everyone and deserves more attention. She wants to be loved and have a handsome HUNK 🤑. Jk ....maybe

Danny: Damn look at her.
Piper:Hi! (Waves and smiles)
Danny: I’m in love! 😍

by TRUE GURL DEFINITELY October 20, 2019

Piers Morgan

The twat down the corridor

'Piers Morgan was a twat, don't copy him'

by Hannacutebanana October 30, 2019

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Pipestimate

To determine the approximate volume of a solution using a pipette.

What volume is in this tube?

I don't know, why don't you pipestimate it?

by BKittya1 October 21, 2009

Pipered

To be so shitfaced you have no idea where you are or what you're doing. Generally leads to self urination and spewing in public places whilst yelling phrases which can't be made sense of.

Damn that dj is Pipered!!

by Ryzie January 1, 2014

Pipermagentaa

Pipermagentaa is an American TikToker known for hating British “people”, gingers, and the dream smp. They also got popular for having beef with a tommyinnit fan.

Pipermagentaa is my favorite TikToker!
Who?

by aubrey kinnie September 3, 2021

Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012