Pietro

One who can often be seen quarreling with the creature known as harrison. Many of said quarrels question the sexuality of his opponent.

The Italian Stallion

Pietro: "Harrison, you're gay"

by AmericanBystanders August 27, 2008

Pinto

1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.

2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.

1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.

2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Pintrenest

When the craft projects and supplies that someone is currently working with form a circle-type formation resembling a birds nest. Pintrenests are known to be both efficient and comforting due to their fully encompassing arrangement.
The source of most pintrenests are caused by the website"Pintrest", hence the name.

Girl 1: So last night I was crafting like crazy. I was surrounded by a pintrenest!

Girl 2: No way!

by brotherbenxi December 31, 2011

pintoing

v. The act of stating the obvious, thus frustrating other parties involved, while the offender remains clueless as to what she did wrong.

He was pintoing when he told us that the sky is blue.

She pintoed her mom when she said they were related.

"My name is Bob." "I'm not stupid, I'm your sister, I know your name. You're pintoing." "What did I do wrong?"

by Duh* October 3, 2013

Pantroptimist

A person who opens the same pantry or refigerator more than once within a short period of time with the notion of something delicious magically appearing, as if they missed it upon previous glances. Although they continue to follow the same pattern when hungry, pantroptimists are typically left with picking a mediocre item that they saw twenty minutes into rifling through a food storage location.

Ricardo: "Hey Pete why is Jim looking through the same places to find food?"

Pete: "I'm not sure, it's not like he mystically overlooked some tasty treat or something!"

Ricardo: "Seriously... fucking pantroptimist."

by Zakariah43 December 3, 2013

Pinto

A female addicted to methamphetamine who claims everything is hers yet is homeless, jobless and shameless. Said female will entertain anyone who holds a bag containing any amount of methamphetamine. In a group setting where there is more than one "pinto" no article of clothing, cosmetic pallete, or gel pen is safe. The endless scandals, lies, and betrayal can be just some of the bad action you'll encounter while in the company of pintos.

Wow, the methamphetamine has really turned her into quite the pinto.

by Ma'nika August 11, 2019

pietro.maxipad

the best mutual ever

pietro.maxipad is the best mutual

i love pietro.maxipad

by saltedcruton June 3, 2021