Mega Pint

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.

Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"

by Vajrabolt June 03, 2022

pint kitten

A female who partakes in the drinking of alcoholic beverages, particularly good beer.

Lets go down to the tavern and hunt some pint kitten.

by car3825 May 20, 2010

a pint of bimbo

bimbos in a tub

"We had a sleepover and each of us had a pint of bimbo."

by j2ec April 10, 2014

shit pint

Concoction of different alcohols. To be necked in one go. Comes in a 0.568 litre glasses and upwards.

True nutters can add other things to the shit pint, from salt to mustard to baked beans to paper. i.e. anything you can get your hands on.

Normally offered up as forfeit.

"Add it to the shit pint Dave"

by M4AXWELL January 29, 2018

Comin' for a pint?

A phrase often used by the regular members of the Black Bull Public House.

Gentleman One; "Eh, comin' for a pint?"

Gentleman Two; "Sure thing, I'll meet you down the bull in ten."

by Comin' for a pint? November 07, 2008

Pint Pace

The pace at which it takes an individual to finish 16 ounces of beer. Typically measured in pints per hour(pph).

Timmy's pint pace is usually around 2.5 pph, but Karen can almost always down them at 3.0 or above.

by ScaryTerryBish February 08, 2017

Pint Sized

Pronunciation: \ˈpīnt-ˌsīz\
Function: adjective
Date:1936

Adj. 1. pint-sized - well below average height
pint-size, runty, sawed-off, sawn-off
jargon, lingo, patois, argot, vernacular, slang for someone's woman
pint-sized
adjective (Informal) small, little, tiny, wee, pocket-sized, miniature, diminutive, midget, teeny-weeny, teensy-weensy, pygmy or pigmy

"she's so little she's pint sized"

by pint sized carolina June 19, 2009